So if you have a Quarter Pounder, you have 1/4 of a pound. If you have a Double Quarter Pounder, you have 1/2 of a pound. This was enough cow in a sandwich to be called awesome…
…Or so we thought. Why should I settle for a half pound, when we can stack two Double Quarter Pounders together and have a whole frickin’ pound of Mickey D’s finest between two unfortunate slices of bread?
After a few bites, all the grease and the pressing reduced the buns into unwieldy pita. Speaking of bites, you had to bite once from the top, and once from the bottom, to get a whole chunk off. Huh huh. Chunk.
We lived to tell the tale. Now go try it yourself!
Actually, don’t. It was too much. God bless you.