Before going on, let it just be known that I'm typing this down on the fly, in pursuit of my true opinion on this subject. Ergo, I apologize if ever the point could be vague or topsy-turvy or contradicting. Since Grade One, I have been constantly and effectively exposed to people older than me. Being... Continue Reading →

First of all, imagine a world wherein movie titles do not exist, and all films are dubbed with the name of the lead actor/actress. I take it we will be having movies like Edward Norton 7, Bruce Willis 19, Orlando Bloom 3, Keira Knightley 3... and who can ever forget Ben Affleck 2,341,453? I'm sorry,... Continue Reading →

Damn it, my retainers hurt like hell. So far the only benefit I see with these things is that I can eat hot food sooner. Oh, and with the right tone of voice I can sound like Marlon Brando. I'm sorry, did I mention that my braces are out? Yeah. And it's true, by the... Continue Reading →

A few minutes ago I was thinking about the very first love letters and (frankly) crap I hurled at the first crushes I've ever had in my life (before the dreaded millenium, by the way). I won't go into detail as to what they contained. I'm not drunk. But anyway, most of these... 'moves' and... Continue Reading →

I apologize for the long hiatus. Much has happened between the last post and this one. Anyway. Well, let me just start with a little piece of advice: If, by any chance, you are travelling to San Fernando, Philippines from Baguio City seated in the extreme rear of a Toyota Revo full of overexcited relatives,... Continue Reading →

Since the days of my youth, I've been doing my utmost best to keep the commandment, "Honor thy father and mother". After watching the Godfather, that became "Honor thy family." But with every day that I learn more and more about the filth of the world, I see that the direct members of my family... Continue Reading →

After hearing so much about the tsunami and how many people have been crying over dead relatives and ultimately lost lives, now we get to see mudslides in California and increasing bias over the local meningo stigma. January has just started, and already we're hearing a lot of bad things happening. Yeah, some of you... Continue Reading →

Just listening to Earth, Wind and Fire right now... Good shit, I tell you. They're up there with Incognito and Seal in my list of Artists-Who-Sound-Good-Even-When-Overplayed-In-Winamp. Michael Buble is going to be cut off from my list when everybody sucks up to that awful and downright DISGRACEFUL move Westlife did (reviving Sinatra and God knows... Continue Reading →

For the past few nights, I have been dreaming about all the ladies that have passed through my life and left me hung-over... and these dreams are offering me more of the Island Punch of these ladies... wherein she knows more of my previously-uncontrollable unattractive Excess-high-school-testosterone-induced emotional imbalance rather than my good side. In the... Continue Reading →