Sarah Michelle Gellar stars in 'The Ring'... Keira Knightley stars in 'The Jacket'... Vin Diesel stars in 'The Pacifier'... ....Can Ben Affleck star in 'The Pink Tanktop'? Brrrr. Anyway, hi there, it's been a while and i'm sorry. Work's a bitch that keeps me up all night without the payback. Well, maybe twice a month... Continue Reading →

I'm here in ClientLogic, making the best of the free time before my lunch break to add a new blog. Damn it, this place is just so fucking dry that I can't really think the way I want to. That being said I'm not going to continue. Later.

This is it. In a few hours from now I'm officially starting to pitch in a great amount of time and effort in exchange for money, like the rest of the working world does. It is around 11 pm right now, and I start work at 2-fucking-am, ending at 11-bright-as-fuck-am. I thought I had everything... Continue Reading →

It's all coming back to me now, thank God. Brent is back in business, ready to use his fingers IN COORDINATION WITH THE LITERARY CONTENTS OF HIS BRAIN to express his thoughts. Sorry, I just felt like capitalizing those words to avert attention and to express stress. I don't know why. No, really. Anyhow, it... Continue Reading →

Remember how I just laughed about an advertisement on the radio about the opportunity to receive texts with words of inspiration from the Pope? Well, Globe sent me an ad a few days ago that, to me, was a sign of the beautiful progress of advertising. The message goes like this: STARWARS: Let Yoda guide... Continue Reading →