Julius Caesar’s Sexual Adventures

As a friend of mine (April) and I were staring at a pack of Marlboro Cigarettes, I noticed that one of the horses in the logo had a crown on his head, and the other didn’t. was it a king horse stopped by a shield from hitting on a queen horse? hmm. Well, April said they were both going for the center crown.

Anyway, we went on and noticed the words on the logo: Veni, Vidi, Vici. I came, I saw, I conquered. Caesar’s words on a cigarette pack.

It must be the air in Ionic that makes us think green there. Immediately after that, I came up with my own version of that quote:

I saw, I conquered, I came.

or, the pickup line worked.

Then, we started jumbling things and interpreting. Here’s the rest of what April, Waf and I came up with:

I Came, I Saw, I Conquered.[Julius Caesar cleaned his pipes before going out]

I Came, I Conquered, I Saw.[JC chokes his chicken, has 7 shots of that disgusting olive liquor, shags the first girl he sees, and wakes up feeling regret(I Saw).]

I Saw, I Came, I Conquered.[Premature Ejaculation]

I Conquered, I Saw, I Came.[Missionary Position?]

I Conquered, I Came, I Saw.[JC and the girl look eye-to-eye after makin’ whoopee. Passionate?]

See what happens when our minds wander at Ionic? I need more. Of what, figure that out yourself.

Oh look, It’s All Saints’ Day. Well, I never liked that band. Har har. Later.

WHAT DISTURBED ME TODAY:Why the hell don’t I have my confirmation text from Sun Cellular yet!?